“I’m a good citizen, i’m a good father, I recycle, and I masturbate.”
This cannot be real….. Someone please tell me this was an SNL skit or something…
I’m not sure…if this..is real…lol.
“I like it…it’s easy and it’s fun and no one gets hurt.”
Giving examples and ish…haha I can’t!
LOL… this is so wrong, yet so good in so many levels.
hahahahahah i literally cantt omgg
“So, we’re porn to God, and he masturbates while watcing us” LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!!!
this is for marc, who’s probably taking...dump and looking at my blog.
“Well sometimes I wait a week so when i do it again it feels better”
OMG LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
“I recycle and I masturbate!” hahaha
I have a really hard time believing that this isn’t a troll. But I’m a Christian and I could name lists of people who...